Random Episodes
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Cartman has a new protege and plans to help out babies addicted to crack. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of their new business venture, the "Crack Baby Athletic Association". 
Cat Orgy
Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat... 
Dead Kids
Sharon is overreacting to everything these days and Randy can't cope. Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 